Sure, they’re making enough money to turn down “Dancing With the Stars,” but I'd join that reality show for free if it meant not having to live in a house with Ron and Sam’s incessant bickering.
And while Sronnie’s (how do we not already have a moniker for these two?) fights have always been intense for their castmates, The Situation certainly beared the brunt of their most recent spat.
But let’s start at the beginning:
Vinny and Pauly D make Deena feel bad about her bi-curious night, but not because they disapproved of her actions. This was a simple case of jealousy. The boys can’t get past the fact that Deena pulled a robbery. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Deena the one who brought the twin home to begin with? I vaguely remember them swapping spit in the taxi on the way home.
One malicious prank and several hurtful words later, the trio makes up.
Speaking of making up: Snooks finally called her man to fill him in on Sitch’s “lie.” But Jionni doesn’t seem too concerned. Nor does Snooki, who nonchalantly suggests they have babies rather than just saying “I miss you” or “goodbye.”
The next day, Deena, Pauly and Snooki head to the pizzeria for their first day of work. Bored out of their minds, Snooks and Deena have a customer buy a bottle of wine and deliver it to the restroom so they can guzzle it down mid-shift. But when their boss finds the bottle, he pours its remains down the drain. A clear case of alcohol abuse, Snooki says.
Pauly doesn’t have much luck on the job either – or does he? He gets pooped on by one of Italy’s rambunctious pigeons.
After chatting Hannah up on the phone, Ron goes shopping for Sammi. He comes home with a purse, a belt and a slutty dress - just what every girl wants from Italy. But she seems pleased.
After another romantical meal together, the pair heads out with the rest of the cast. However, their puppy love is over when Sam gets jealous for no reason at the club. Not that it would matter if there were an actual reason (cough, cough, Hannah). Ron would still swear at Sam and storm off.
Back at the house, Sam casually tells Ron what The Situation said awhile back about him bringing home women. And despite making it clear that it didn’t bother her, Ron starts fuming and destroying Sitch’s things.
This is the second time in “Shore” history that Ron has thrown someone out of their room (last season in Jersey it was Sammi he kicked out.)
The funniest part of the episode was when Pauly D and Sitch were showing their girls around the house: This is the telephone, this is what happens when you take steroids, he says, pointing at Ron.
What did you think of last night’s episode?
Are you looking forward to seeing Ron vs. The Situation, or does their fight cross the line for reality TV?
Do you agree with JWoww and Snooki’s plans to keep mum on the Ronnie-Hannah situation? I personally think they should write an anonymous letter about it.
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